Goatse in Spore
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Internet legend goatse strikes again! I heard about people using the Spore Creature Creator to make fucked up spore porn on This Week in Tech and that’s what I got when I went searching 
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Archive for the 'Weird Web' Category
Job opening
Got this in my email this morning: A lucrative new position being advertised on recruitireland
Great moments in Trolling
From my current favourite webcomic, xkcd:
If you don’t know what rickrolling is, go here.
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Best album cover ever.
Oh yes. This is as good as it gets! Plenty more crazy shit like this over at “Katastrofala Omslag”. No, I don’t know how to pronounce that either.
The Lolcat Bible
teeheehee
http://www.lolcatbible.com - a wiki project to translate the entire bible into highly articulate lolcat speak 
Ceiling cat is god too.
Here’s an excerpt from genesis:
1. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.
2. The earths wus witout shapez & wus dark & scary & stuffs, & he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3. & Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? and & light wuz.
Also a bit from the gospel of Matthew:
18. Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph were all “We’s gonna get marrieded, kthnx”, but before dey could had PENIS GOES WHERE?, Mary was all preggy from the Holey Ghosty.
19. Joseph was all liek “Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I’s gonna hide mah wife”.
LOL
Weird Google ads / search terms
I notice that there have been some pretty bizarre Google ads appearing here recently. For instance, right now on the right-hand skyscraper ad box down towards the bottom of this page I can see this stuff you see to the right of this text.
Seriously, underwear girls, followed by “boys wearing high heels”, gambling and then Charlie Haughey? WTF?! Where the hell is this stuff coming from? I could vaguely see google serving up kinky shit like the high heels based on one of my posts from a few weeks ago entitled “Hot ‘n’ Sticky”, but where does old Charlie come into the equation?
This prompted me to go and have a look at my referrer logs, there’s bound to be some crazy search keywords in there too…
There’s loads of normal, every day stuff in there, and then there’s these:
Car porn
porn in the car (fap on the move)
beatmeat (fap fap fap)
drunkpussy (oo, filthy)
wife trader (Russian brides-r-us?)
sexy uniform (^_^)
getting owned (it happens)
white cracka (I guess I am)
ubuntu fonts are shit ( )
mcse a bitch (its not that hard)
directx 10 shitty driver support
feck cocks (yeah, feck those cocks!)
arse potato (lol)
fuck off tv license (I agree)
free movies of fucking (I recommend P2P networks)
heathrow is crap (I couldn’t agree more, I’m going there next month again :()
penis museum pictures (umm…)
drink driving how long in prison (lock ‘em up)
garda sexy (”sexy gardai” also appeared. Ooh, uniform fetish)
fat barbie (0_o)
I can see how a lot of those searches ended up here, with me ranting about TV licences and cars and Heathrow and stuff. But arse potatoes, drunk pussy and penius museums? O…K. Yes, I do realise that posting these here is probably going to attract many more such fucked up searches.
LOL.
Farts are nature’s comedy.
That particular golden nugget was gleaned from this thread on boards.ie.
$600 iPhone + Blender = Fun
The YouTube comments on this are both funny and completely retarded.
More lolcats.
I’m still finding them hilarious.
The width of those pictures is probably screwing up the layout of this page. Meh.
Hundreds more available here.
