I am in bits with hay fever today. Its driving me crazy.
So, anyone see the news about that attempted robbery in Ballyragget last night? The Garda helicopter was overhead all morning, and they’ve been out with dogs looking for the bastards. Like Chris Rock said, if da police have to come and get you, they bringin’ an ass-kicking with them!
This clip dates from around 1999. It features Michael Moore and a pink bus full of homosexuals called the Sodomobile 
He’s using the bus to tour around states in the US in which (at least in 1999) homosexuality is illegal. They encounter the notorious Pastor Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist “Church”. If you haven’t heard of these assholes, I suggest you find and watch the Louis Theroux documentary on it that screened on BBC2 recently. Its called “The Most Hated Family in America”.
Here’s a quick synopsis of them: They travel around America, picketing funerals of gay people, soldiers and pretty much anyone else they believe to be a “fag enabler”. They’re some sick twisted fucks. I’m not going to link to their (awful) website.
Old Phelpsy is a lot younger looking in that clip than he is in Louis Theroux’s much more recent programme. I wonder how they’d like it if the sodomobile showed up for his funeral?
I’m a few days late with this but he really is a bell-end. For those who don’t know, Michael Stone is the loyalist nutter that attacked and killed three mourners (only one of which was an IRA member) and injured 60 at a PIRA funeral in 1988 with grenades and a handgun.
He attempted an attack at Stormont a few days ago with several explosive devices and… a fake handgun. Now this shithead gets his early release under the Good Friday agreement revoked, plus whatever extra years he gets added on to his sentence for this latest stunt.
Hopefully the bastard spends the rest of his life in prison.
I’ve no idea how old this is, but it made me laugh. Despite being on bebo, its not bad.
Sorry for the lack of posting recently, I have no excuse. Anyways, if you’re a spammer, please read this:
Dear Spammers,
I don’t want a Rolex, real or fake.
I don’t want Cialis, Xanax or Viagra.
I don’t want to invest in some shitty unknown stock just because some fucktard on the internet spammed me about it.
I don’t want a mortgage.
I don’t want your pirated software.
I don’t want to assist you in moving millions of US dollars out of random african countries.
I don’t want to play at your shitty online casino. You can take your Texas hold ‘em and shove it up your hole.
I don’t want to buy anything from anyone who types like a retarded gibbon. I know you do this to get around spam filters, but you still end up looking like a proper fuckwit.
I do want you all to go fuck yourselves in the ass with a great big fat pineapple though. Then perhaps you could do the world a favour by falling under a bus, you cunts?
Thanks.
Your friend,
Stephen
p.s. Go fuck yourselves.
Jaysus, the spammers really are turning it up a notch this week:
BBStats report: Bad Behavior has blocked 4760 access attempts in the last 14 days.
Not one of them got through! Have. It.
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for example:
I was at an ATM one day in Abbey Street and there was a few people ahead of me. The woman at the machine was taking her time while we waited in the rain. Next thing a skanger in the queue says “Aw here luv, are ya on da bleedin’ internet or wat?”.
What a gem!
Overheard by Keith, Abbey Street.
You suck.
BBStats report: Bad Behavior has blocked 966 access attempts in the last 14 days.
52 year old Canadian paedophile solicits naked pictures of young boys in exchange for clan leadership positions, computer hardware and cash. Ugh.
This one arrived via email, and got a laugh out of me. Click the thumbnail for a full size version.
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