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Saw this on RTE2 this evening:

Surprise win from RTE.

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This delightful report comes from Russia. I’m still in fits of laughter from it.

A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

Talk about karma! Its like the bring out the gimp scene from pulp fiction, but with a twentysomething martial arts expert hairdresser

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lol.

Thanks to Finn for that!

Update: Youtube have disabled embedding on this video, so here’s a link.
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This was posted on youtube way back in June after the Lisbon Treaty referendum and is even more relevant now, given the events of the past week.

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I saw this in an episode of QI and laughed my ass off at it, so I went and searched YouTube for the clip…

LOL.

(yes it is manakin, not mannequin)
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LOL.

Internet legend goatse strikes again! I heard about people using the Spore Creature Creator to make fucked up spore porn on This Week in Tech and that’s what I got when I went searching
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I saw this on boards.ie’s Grand Theft Auto forum last night and thought it was excellent. Someone has gone and remade the famous intro sequence from The Naked Gun in GTA4

Here is the original intro from the film:

While we’re at it, here’s the Family Guy version:

Crap quality but its the only one on Youtube. It gets extra points for the Doom reference

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Best motivational poster spoof ever!

Seriously, click it.

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Got this in my email this morning: A lucrative new position being advertised on recruitireland

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Stephen Lynch rocks. He’s appearing at Whelan’s on the 31st of May.

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