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Return of Cillit Bang

For some reason, I’ve had a shitload of visitors coming to my site this morning and late last night by way of google images, all to see this cillit bang picture. I know I posted about it ages ago, but I fail to see why its so popular all of a sudden.
Could someone tell me what the story is?

Its been a long time coming

Eighteen years of formal education will finally be coming to an end for me next week once I demonstrate my final year project - then I am OUT OF HERE!

WoOoOOoOooooOOoooO!!!

Me, South Park style

Me, south park style
Uncanny, really.

Create your own!

Buy my stuff!

I have two Sony Ericsson phones for sale - a T68i and a T610. Have a look at my thread on boards.ie if you’re interested.

Also, anyone want a motorbike? Check out my Yamaha Virago 125. Don’t send mail to the email address in that ad though - either give me a call or mail me : s hanafin at g mail dot com.

Edit: Both phones sold :) Anyone want a motorbike? ;)

The Cat Laughs

Well, this year’s line up for the Cat Laughs comedy festival here in Kilkenny has finally been announced, and I am very impressed.
I will be going to see Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran and Omid Djalili and maybe one or two others myself :)

Full listing and brochure for this year is available here.

Joke

Nabbed this one off boards.ie - and stripped out about 50,000 > characters while I was at it:

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, Telling him, “As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.” The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they’d close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife’s room. After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heartrate. The nurses run back into the room. “What happened!?”they cried.

wait for it …

The husband said, “I’m not sure, maybe she choked”.

:D :D :D :D

How much of a republican are you?

No not THAT kind of republican.

I am:

1%

Republican.

“You’re a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)”

Are You A Republican?

Carlow sugar factory

The Carlow sugar factory, having experienced its death in being shut down last month today had the last nail hammered into its coffin. A convoy of trucks - travelling at 4mph - hauling wide-load trailers, each 39 metres long removed most of the remaining plant from the factory, transporting it to Mallow, the last remaining sugar factory in Ireland.
Many local roads were closed for most of the day to allow the massive loads through. I had to travel from Carlow to Abbeyleix myself, but this was along the route taken by the trucks so I had to go via Stradbally… a bit out of the way.

The weather

Its gone shitty again. Looks like its going to be a crappy, wet, dreary weekend. Pity that, and it was lovely yesterday to boot.

Looking out the window now, I’m glad I’m not driving my motorbike any more (which, by the way, is for sale).

Shitty Ringtones

Check this out. Its a rant about ring tones, particularly the crazy fucking frog. Here’s a snippet on people with said ringtone:

Personally I consider them immature cunts. The next person that I hear with that ringtone is going to cleaning their own excrement out of the keypad after it has been retrieved the deepest recesses of their intestines.

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