Remember the Danish Mohammed cartoons controversy of 2006? These fuckwits sure do!
According to the BBC News article, several fundamentalist shitheads were arrested for plotting the murder of one of the cartoonists involved. Eh, I may have paraphrased that somewhat.
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George Bush sure has a great talent for saying stupid things. From today’s BBC News:
Mr Bush said he told Gen Musharraf it was not right to continue as both president and head of the military.
“My message was that we believe strongly in elections and that you ought to have elections soon and you need to take off your uniform,” Mr Bush told reporters.
“You can’t be the president and the head of the military at the same time, so I had a very frank discussion with him.”
Guess who the commander-in-chief of the US military is?
Epic.
Haven’t had one of these for a while, but Elton John really pulled out all the stops this week and made it.
Elton John is convinced the only way to save music is to shut the internet down.
The British pop superstar fears there’s “too much technology available” and claims that it is starving musical creativity.
I think boards.ie poster Hagar summed it up best in this thread 
Haven’t you got enough money to keep you in stupid glasses and lube for the rest of your life? Greedy fat bastard.
I’m convinced the only way to save music is to shut Elton John down.
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The cocks in question are the ruling government in Malaysia, who are now threatening to use their anti-terror laws to lock up bloggers who insult Islam or their king, because having an opinion that doesn’t match their world view is obviously terrorism. According to the BBC these laws allow, get this, indefinate detention without trial. Oh yes. Also, they have an election coming up, fancy that.
COCKS.
Yes, mere days after receiving a 45 day prison sentence for driving whilst banned for drink driving, Paris Hilton was spotted driving her Bentley around Los Angeles. She has some kind of stupid petition going to try to save her ass from going to jail. In it she claimed that she should be spared prison time because “she provides beauty and excitement to our otherwise mundane lives”. Fuck you, Paris. Fortunately there’s a counter-petition
She should get to spend her time with the general population in prison, I’m sure she could make all sorts of lovely new friends there.
As an aside, the jail Paris petition has over 65,000 signatures at the time of writing!
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Because of these stupid threads on boards.ie:
“Stupid gay work” - 19 year old waste of oxygen that refers to everything as gay wants an excuse to not go to work.
“Help! Traffic Corps questions” - 17 year old daddy’s boy whines about being stopped by the Gardai in his new ‘07 L200 when he hasn’t got a full licence — despite the Garda letting him off with a warning. Duh.
Following the death of the Turkmen “president for life”, Saparmurat Niyazov, news reports have been mentioning some of the crazy shit he did whilst in power for the last 21 years:
Despite the country having some of the largest natural gas reserves and significant oil production, this guy has steadily ran it into the ground since gaining independence from the Soviets in 1991. Some 60% of the population is unemployed, most of them living in poverty.
Funny that he was fashioning himself as somewhat of an Islamic spiritual leader for the country, given that when he ruled the country in its Soviet days as leader of its communist party he would have been, at least publically, an atheist. What a nutter. You could really believe Borat was real if he was from Turkmenistan.
You can read lots about this guy on Wikipedia.
Not the prettiest headline ever, but nobody knows what this silly bint’s name is yet.
You couldn’t make this shit up.
BBC News have a story about how a domestic American Airlines flight made an emergency landing in Nashville, Tennessee, after passengers reported a smell of burning sulphur. A woman on the flight had farted and was trying to cover up the stench by lighting matches. The fucking muppet. 99 passengers and 5 crew were evactuated and the woman was questioned by the FBI.
Fortunately for the woman, she is, as of the time of writing, unnamed.
I’m a few days late with this but he really is a bell-end. For those who don’t know, Michael Stone is the loyalist nutter that attacked and killed three mourners (only one of which was an IRA member) and injured 60 at a PIRA funeral in 1988 with grenades and a handgun.
He attempted an attack at Stormont a few days ago with several explosive devices and… a fake handgun. Now this shithead gets his early release under the Good Friday agreement revoked, plus whatever extra years he gets added on to his sentence for this latest stunt.
Hopefully the bastard spends the rest of his life in prison.
Haven’t had one of these in a while, but this complete and utter gobshite left me with no choice. 
Fitzgerald, who already has a drink driving conviction and a previous ban under his belt, thinks its grand to have 3 or 4 pints and get behind the wheel, and that catching people still drunk the morning after is “unfair”. He went on to blame everything on “boy racers” in “souped up” cars. Clever of him to announce this on the radio at this time of intense media attention to Ireland’s road death problems.
Apparently Enda Kenny is quite pissed off and wants to kick this clown out of Fine Gael. The sad thing is that the muppet will probably get re-elected, party member or not.
Let him know what you think. (This email address is published on the South Tipperary County Council website)
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