Grand Theft Auto 4 is going to be fucking EPIC.
Yes it is. An early review of the Xbox 360 version has been leaked to the internets. I’ve had it preordered for about 6 months from a web shop, hopefully it will arrive close enough to the release date.
I’m sure it will appear for PC a few months down the line. That’ll be a guaranteed purchase too. I’ve always preferred the GTA games with a keyboard and mouse!

Muppet Master 7500 on April 15th, 2008
RE: the keyboard and mouse, I found GTA:SA turf battles almost too easy… boom-headshot-er’ing people from miles away.
Though I suppose the awkward-to-control flying missions balanced it out.
I haven’t been reading up on GTA4 at all, it’ll just torment me and ruin the surprise.
Steve on April 15th, 2008
Ugh, I hated those poxy fucking turf wars. You’d be blowing shit up miles across the map and it keeps whining at you about your turf being under attack. I don’t bloody care, the game is only going to take it all away from me again in a while anyway!
Muppet Master on April 16th, 2008
Yeah hopefully there’ll be none of that malarkey in GTA4.
Similarly, I hope they’ve axed the whole girlfriend thing.
I think both of these were interesting at first, but ended up being a total drag.
Steve on April 16th, 2008
Although the kinky casino chick with the big purple dildo was amusing for a while in San Andreas… It was entertaining to chase people around the main casino strip dressed in a gimp suit whilst beating them to death with the aforementioned dildo.
Muppet Master on April 17th, 2008
I’m sure all this talk of dildos and gimp suits will eventually throw up some interesting adsense units.
Steve on April 17th, 2008
Usually when you use words like “fuck” and other fun stuff adsense reverts to the public service announcement type ads