The Lolcat Bible

09.10.07 @ 12:50 Humour, Internet, Weird Web |

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http://www.lolcatbible.com - a wiki project to translate the entire bible into highly articulate lolcat speak :D

Ceiling cat is god too.

Here’s an excerpt from genesis:

1. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.

2. The earths wus witout shapez & wus dark & scary & stuffs, & he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3. & Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? and & light wuz.

Also a bit from the gospel of Matthew:

18. Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph were all “We’s gonna get marrieded, kthnx”, but before dey could had PENIS GOES WHERE?, Mary was all preggy from the Holey Ghosty.

19. Joseph was all liek “Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I’s gonna hide mah wife”.

LOL :D

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  • I can haz comment? on October 10th, 2007

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    While I heartily endorse lolcat and lolcat related products, I think it could very well be a gigantic waste of effort.
    Imagine if someone had All-Your-Base’d the bible for example… who’d care now? :/
    Maybe it’s a Vatican plot to get people reading the bible again… but maybe that would be an ecumenical matter. :|

  • Steve on October 10th, 2007

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    HAI

    I’m sure it is a gigantic waste of effort but it is amusing. I think if more people read the bible they’d realise what a big pile of CRAZY it is.

    KTHXBAI

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