Feckoff.net

I notice that there have been some pretty bizarre Google ads appearing here recently. For instance, right now on the right-hand skyscraper ad box down towards the bottom of this page I can see this stuff you see to the right of this text.

Seriously, underwear girls, followed by “boys wearing high heels”, gambling and then Charlie Haughey? WTF?! Where the hell is this stuff coming from? I could vaguely see google serving up kinky shit like the high heels based on one of my posts from a few weeks ago entitled “Hot ‘n’ Sticky”, but where does old Charlie come into the equation?

This prompted me to go and have a look at my referrer logs, there’s bound to be some crazy search keywords in there too…

There’s loads of normal, every day stuff in there, and then there’s these:
Car porn
porn in the car (fap on the move)
beatmeat (fap fap fap)
drunkpussy (oo, filthy)
wife trader (Russian brides-r-us?)
sexy uniform (^_^)
getting owned (it happens)
white cracka (I guess I am)
ubuntu fonts are shit ( )
mcse a bitch (its not that hard)
directx 10 shitty driver support
feck cocks (yeah, feck those cocks!)
arse potato (lol)
fuck off tv license (I agree)
free movies of fucking (I recommend P2P networks)
heathrow is crap (I couldn’t agree more, I’m going there next month again :()
penis museum pictures (umm…)
drink driving how long in prison (lock ‘em up)
garda sexy (”sexy gardai” also appeared. Ooh, uniform fetish)
fat barbie (0_o)

I can see how a lot of those searches ended up here, with me ranting about TV licences and cars and Heathrow and stuff. But arse potatoes, drunk pussy and penius museums? O…K. Yes, I do realise that posting these here is probably going to attract many more such fucked up searches.