Bell-end of the week: Paris Hilton
Yes, mere days after receiving a 45 day prison sentence for driving whilst banned for drink driving, Paris Hilton was spotted driving her Bentley around Los Angeles. She has some kind of stupid petition going to try to save her ass from going to jail. In it she claimed that she should be spared prison time because “she provides beauty and excitement to our otherwise mundane lives”. Fuck you, Paris. Fortunately there’s a counter-petition 
She should get to spend her time with the general population in prison, I’m sure she could make all sorts of lovely new friends there.
As an aside, the jail Paris petition has over 65,000 signatures at the time of writing!
