Bell-end of the week: Farting woman on AA flight
Not the prettiest headline ever, but nobody knows what this silly bint’s name is yet.
You couldn’t make this shit up.
BBC News have a story about how a domestic American Airlines flight made an emergency landing in Nashville, Tennessee, after passengers reported a smell of burning sulphur. A woman on the flight had farted and was trying to cover up the stench by lighting matches. The fucking muppet. 99 passengers and 5 crew were evactuated and the woman was questioned by the FBI.
Fortunately for the woman, she is, as of the time of writing, unnamed.
Keith Martin on December 7th, 2006
Very funny. It reads like an April Fool Story
Paul on December 7th, 2006
she has some medical disorder that is obviously embarrassing so i dont thinks its fair that this incident has become something to laugh about
Steve on December 7th, 2006
The fact that she was stupid enough to light a match on a flight in the USA in these days of air security is something to laugh about.
If she has a medical condition that makes her fart, she could have brought some perfume or something to spray to hide the smell, since they still actually allow you to bring small bottles of fluids onto flights.