Feckoff.net

Sorry for the lack of posting recently, I have no excuse. Anyways, if you’re a spammer, please read this:

Dear Spammers,

I don’t want a Rolex, real or fake.
I don’t want Cialis, Xanax or Viagra.
I don’t want to invest in some shitty unknown stock just because some fucktard on the internet spammed me about it.
I don’t want a mortgage.
I don’t want your pirated software.
I don’t want to assist you in moving millions of US dollars out of random african countries.
I don’t want to play at your shitty online casino. You can take your Texas hold ‘em and shove it up your hole.

I don’t want to buy anything from anyone who types like a retarded gibbon. I know you do this to get around spam filters, but you still end up looking like a proper fuckwit.

I do want you all to go fuck yourselves in the ass with a great big fat pineapple though. Then perhaps you could do the world a favour by falling under a bus, you cunts?

Thanks.

Your friend,

Stephen

p.s. Go fuck yourselves.