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From good old RTE news this morning:

Gardaí have warned motorists to exercise extreme caution if driving in Co Cavan.

More than 5,000 chickens escaped from a lorry following an accident.

It happened on the N55, south of Ballinagh, near Cavan town. The southbound lane is blocked and it is near a sharp bend.
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Extreme care is needed as the chickens are loose; all drivers are asked to reduce their speed.

Some of the chickens are laying eggs on the road and conditions are quite treacherous.

Hahahahaha!