I was reading a thread about farting in public on boards.ie (as you do), and laughing quite a lot (toilet humour entertains me, I’m a sophisticated guy), when someone posted the following list of top tips for farting/taking a dump around the workplace or other public areas.
We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. We’ve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable.
For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.
CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn’t know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.
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