Shitty Ringtones
Check this out. Its a rant about ring tones, particularly the crazy fucking frog. Here’s a snippet on people with said ringtone:
Personally I consider them immature cunts. The next person that I hear with that ringtone is going to cleaning their own excrement out of the keypad after it has been retrieved the deepest recesses of their intestines.

Bok on April 9th, 2005
I found the lyrics for the crazy frog, it goes like this:
ba ding ding ding ding ba ba ba boay bay bing bing ding
All you frog enthusiasts can suck my ass. As as for you lot with that little chick, there is a place in hell with Elvis for you lot.